THE 12 DARES OF XMAS

Tonight on YAPPFACTOR, we’re getting festive. And mean.

We’ll be playing THE 12 DARES OF XMAS. 

All this game involves is names, and cruelty.

Darling viewers, just tweet in with the name of the contestant whose dare you want Jake to do. Each contestant correlates with something evil. 

Jake will endeavour to do all 12 dares before the close of The X Factor. Will he do it? Only time will tell… 

Our caption contest winner! Congratulations!

Our caption contest winner! Congratulations!

The good news: This weekend we’re serving up not one, but TWO slices of YappFactor for your amusement - on Saturday night and during Sunday night’s final.

The bad news: Saturday is your LAST CHANCE to play YappFactor bingo. So make the most of it. Scribble out those cliches as they happen and you could win a VERY special prize. Or a moderately special one, anyway.

If you’ve ever watched #YAPPFACTOR (and if you haven’t then you are missing out, my friend) then you know this man.

His name is Jake. He’s a nice guy. He likes simple pleasures, like beer, and mutilating barbie dolls.

We’ve looked after him these last few weeks. Let him enjoy himself on the show; do what he wants. 

This Sunday is the last #YAPPFACTOR. And it’s time for the production staff - and the viewers - to get their own back.

Jake is going to drink things. Jake is going to eat things. Jake is going to do things. None of these things will be voluntary, none of them will be pleasant, and all of them will be chosen by you.

This Sunday, the power is in your hands. Don’t miss out. 

…then he could have a Merry CHRISTmas. 

…then he could have a Merry CHRISTmas. 

The beginning of the end

it is a time for celebration, and for sadness.

Celebration, because The X Factor is nearly over, and after 9.45 on Sunday, at least two of the remaining three will fade into eternal obscurity and we need never hear about purity rings or bedsits or cruise ships ever again.

Sadness, because The X Factor is like the dull, unhappy nurse keeping YappFactor on life support, and the end of one signals the end of the other.

But join us this weekend for a final, two-day last hurrah. On Saturday we’ll bring you the usual luscious grab-bag of humour, improvisation and derision; and on Sunday, when it all comes to an end, we’ll bring you… well, we haven’t decided yet.

But it’s going to be epic. Don’t miss out. You’ll regret it, like Nicole regrets ever having gotten involved. 

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It’d be nice to have a judge who didn’t do exactly what the producers told him to do, wouldn’t it? 

It’d be nice to have a judge who didn’t do exactly what the producers told him to do, wouldn’t it? 

Yes. Yes, she did. WINNER!!

BOOM! Congratulations to @wyntingley who is KILLIN’ IT on the bingos this evening.

Don’t eat before you watch it.